Yesterday as I was getting ready for church, I overheard this conversation among my kids:
Landon: Todd where have you been?
Todd: Out collecting fast offerings because it's fast Sunday.
Emily: (as she was puring a bowl of cereal) Oh crap! It is fast Sunday!
Landon: Yeah, it is.
Dylan: Landon, you don't even know what that is.
Landon: Yes I do!! It's when you have to get to church fast!!
There was a roar of laughter that came from the living room as I walked out to where they were. Landon was so serious, turned to the others with a scowl and tightly pursed lips and said, "Well then it's means that church goes fast today." He then ran into his room with a smile from ear to ear on his face to hide.